hands down best film I have ever seen.

This movie features a filthy Lincoln Continental that I would rape a HIV positive chicken to own. The sheer awesominity of this vehicle overcomes the thesbianatic ineptitude of what should be some fantastic actors. I have deduced that everyone involved in this film was so in awe of the Lincoln that they had to cook up just to endure each take, such was the presence of the machine . As you can expect everything about this movie outside of the car is just awful.

This movie is the lick. No shit. Rate plus one friend like upboat.

This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.