Like Crank and The Transporter films, Colombiana has that over-the-top, physically improbable, handheld look and feel where you never really get any idea about what's going on in any particular action scene. Unlike Crank and The Transporter films, Colombiana takes itself seriously.
If you're a fan of air ducts, though, you'll fucking love it.
Michael Bay had an illegitimate child. That child watched a lot of daddy's films and played a lot of Halo and Crysis and then made a movie called Battleship.
Anyone who doesn't like this film because it's cheesy, dumb, stoopid or over the top is missing the point. This film is cheesy, dumb, stoopid and over the top and it's all the better for it.