★★★★½ Watched 16 Apr, 2013 1
A clever and refreshing film, that plays right in the hand of almost every horror movie cliché to beautifully throw the viewer a bloody curveball.
Machete doesn't text.
★★ Watched 07 Nov, 2011
This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This feels like a poor remake of Shutter Island.
It's like a good version of Home Alone without that annoying Justin Bieber kid.