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  • Side Effects

    Side Effects

    ★★★★½

    If there were 1000 women that I would let kill me, Rooney Mara and Catherine Zeta Jones would be two of them.

    Jude Law would be another.

  • Gamer

    Gamer

    ★★★

    I forgot to pay attention to this movie while watching it in 3D on my new TV.

    Facial pores really pop in 4K.

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  • Marwencol

    Marwencol

    ★★★★½

    A smoking retard connects with world by making his own up. Takes pictures of dolls fucking in burned out miniature churches. Gains following while wearing women's dress shoes.

    Makes me want to wear heels.

  • The Holy Mountain

    The Holy Mountain

    ★★★★★

    As close to God as you will ever come.