DirkH ★★★★★ 54
Like with the first film, I am more than willing to step over creative liberties and narrative flaws because Jackson once again allowed me to spend time in Middle Earth.…
Gonzo ★★★ 9
A Movie A Day 2013: Day 344
The Good: Two things: the spectacular barrel sequence and Smaug.
The Bad: Desolation of Smaug is a bloated and exhausting 161 minutes. Dialogue…
Quan Chi Ellsworth™ ★ 9
Elves are fucking boring.
Martin Freeman gets like four lines of dialogue. And he's easily the best thing thing about this series.
Everything is CGI'd to hell. Everything. There's…
My favourite holiday rom-com! <3 Colin Firth's story unfortunately seems to be the least interesting of them all, but still I apreciate his effort to speak Portuguese. And how did…
Rowan Woods ★★★ 1