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  • Poltergeist

    Poltergeist 2015

    ★★ Watched 26 May, 2015

    I've had scarier trips to IKEA.

  • Wing Commander

    Wing Commander 1999

    Watched 31 Mar, 2015 6

    Freddie Prinze Jr. and Saffron Burrows create a mind-numbing, soul-sucking black hole of bloody awful acting from which there is no escape.

    Are they even still alive?!

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  • Batman & Robin

    Batman & Robin 1997

    Rewatched 05 Jan, 2013 14

    Spectacularly shite.

    So much so that Arnie's daft performance is the only salvageable aspect that can be scraped from this plate of visual diarrhea.

    There's so many wrong things at play here:

    1. Alicia Silverstone handles the english language like she just suffered a severe stroke.
    2. Uma Thurman is about as sexy as Jimmy Saville in a children's hospital ward.
    3. Chris O'Donnell has the charisma of a toilet seat.
    4. George Clooney's leather nipples.
    5. Bat bombs. Bat…

  • Birth

    Birth 2004

    ★★★★★ Watched 25 Jul, 2013 17

    "You're just a little boy, aren't you?"

    Birth is an elegant piece of filmmaking, delicately directed by Jonathan Glazer (Sexy Beast). It touches upon a plethora of themes that include love, loyalty, death, family, and grief but saturated in an atmosphere of supernatural oddness, yet, it's hard to place this under a certain genre. It's a stark piece of individual filmmaking that rarely comes around these days even though it echoes the likes of Kubrick.

    Still, this will split an…