An awesome commercial for awesome Apple products. Apple is awesome. Just look at all the awesome stuff it can do and with dialogue consisting of telling you all about awesome Apple features! BONUS!
I want an iPhone.
I want an iMac.
I want an iPad.
If you watch Paranormal Activity 4 and don't want an Apple iPhone or iMac then you're just a loser and everybody will hate you!
ALL HAIL APPLE!
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There's so many wrong things at play here:
1. Alicia Silverstone handles the english language like she just suffered a severe stroke.
2. Uma Thurman is about as sexy as Jimmy Saville in a children's hospital ward.
3. Chris O'Donnell has the charisma of a toilet seat.
4. George Clooney's leather nipples.
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