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The Millionaire Tour 2012
I can't understand how poorly-written, poorly-conceived tripe like this gets produced in Hollywood. I can only assume that someone was bribed and that this was a vanity project bankrolled by someone's doting parent.
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Once Upon a Time in America 1984
The scene on the poster there... the one where the little guy is dancing away to his friend's pan pipes in the streets of Brooklyn. That alone merits five stars. Such a great movie - everything strung together perfectly - the emotions, the plot, the characters, the cinematography...
Dropping it half a star because it is kind of rapey.
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The Dictator 2012
There were some glimmers of the things that used to make Baron Cohen funny but they were smothered in their crib by focus group tested 'gags' and plot that were utterly unfunny.
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The Rise & Fall of a White Collar Hooligan 2012
'Dear diary' excerpts from a mentally-challenged wannabe criminal. Poorly-written, poorly-acted opportunism.
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Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie 2012
... also - a friend of a friend knows Tim and Eric in the LA scene and says they're a pair of total assholes. So, whatever, minus 1/2 a star for that.
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Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie 2012
Like masturbation, this film should have been enjoyable but was instead tainted by the shame of the act.
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The Raid: Redemption 2012
Excellent film for people that like punching, kicking, knives, explosions and/or guns.
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Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You 2012
The most pretentious navel-gazing pile of shit I have had the displeasure of suffering through this year.
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Wrath of the Titans 2012
Aww, go on... it was fun. Better than the 'clash' one anyway.
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Hunky Dory 2013
Utterly forgettable.