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Hunky Dory 2013
Utterly forgettable.
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Someday This Pain Will Be Useful to You 2012
The most pretentious navel-gazing pile of shit I have had the displeasure of suffering through this year.
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The Inbetweeners Movie 2012
Genuinely funny and at times uncomfortably familiar.
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The Millionaire Tour 2012
I can't understand how poorly-written, poorly-conceived tripe like this gets produced in Hollywood. I can only assume that someone was bribed and that this was a vanity project bankrolled by someone's doting parent.
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The Rise & Fall of a White Collar Hooligan 2012
'Dear diary' excerpts from a mentally-challenged wannabe criminal. Poorly-written, poorly-acted opportunism.
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The Dictator 2012
There were some glimmers of the things that used to make Baron Cohen funny but they were smothered in their crib by focus group tested 'gags' and plot that were utterly unfunny.
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The Raid: Redemption 2012
Excellent film for people that like punching, kicking, knives, explosions and/or guns.
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Wrath of the Titans 2012
Aww, go on... it was fun. Better than the 'clash' one anyway.
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Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie 2012
... also - a friend of a friend knows Tim and Eric in the LA scene and says they're a pair of total assholes. So, whatever, minus 1/2 a star for that.
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Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie 2012
Like masturbation, this film should have been enjoyable but was instead tainted by the shame of the act.
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The Secret World of Arrietty 2012
Charming and delightful if you're a little girl. Typical Ghibli stuff, really nicely done, really mellow and poignant.
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New Year's Eve 2011
There are shitloads of expensive actors in this poorly-written, poorly-acted, disjointed, unfunny shitfest. This suggests that there's some sort of large audience for truly bad films. How sad for us all.