I can't understand how poorly-written, poorly-conceived tripe like this gets produced in Hollywood. I can only assume that someone was bribed and that this was a vanity project bankrolled by someone's doting parent.
There are shitloads of expensive actors in this poorly-written, poorly-acted, disjointed, unfunny shitfest. This suggests that there's some sort of large audience for truly bad films. How sad for us all.