A sassy teenager from the depths of England that loves films, music, Costa, Skittles and the rock band Muse.
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Suicide Squad 2016
Suicide squad, more like I want to fucking die.
It appears the people that made this film got the word editing confused with having a fucking stroke because Jesus fucking Christ this "editing" made me want a fucking brain aneurysm.
The amount of pop songs in this film made me want to shove a dildo made out of cactus into my asshole until I bled to death.
The characters were enjoyable but the film they were in gave me breast…
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Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016
If I had a penny for every time this film made me want to drive to a nearby orphanage and perform a mass shooting than I would be able to pay for a brand new mail order bride.
Zack Snyder returns to give me another fucking brain aneurysm as the audience has to wait through 2 hours of the most boring, terminal illness inducing script, likely written by a mentally handicapped buffalo...although George Lucas was not credited for writing this…
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Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2015
WELL THEN! This was the best film of 2015! I don't even care, it's magnificent!
After surviving through the utter sh*t fest known as the Prequels Star Trek director J.J.Abrams has arrived to reinvigorate the Star Wars franchise with passion, creativity, AND ACTUAL ACTING! It's not just two planks of wood walking through a room and talking for 2 hours!
This film offers enthralling characters that command the screen with their pure energy and raw talent. By taking a collection…
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The Big Lebowski 1998
After watching this I might consider joining the Dudeism religion. Absolutely amazing.