review by marwood
Pieces 1983
Rewatched Mar 01, 2012
marwood’s review:
This is one of those movies you need to see with a group of friends to fully appreciate it. It's completely bat shit crazy with some of the most random crap thrown at it. Take the Kung-Fu Professor,a scene so amazingly stupid and pointless you just have to see it to believe it. We are treated to what must be one of the worst Tennis matches you'll ever see on film. The dialogue is unbelievably bad and incredibly funny because of it. Hearing Lynda Day George screaming out Bastard again and again is a particular highlight. I had so much fun with Pieces and i would strongly recommend viewing it with good company.
I need to watch this again sometime, it's hilarious! There is always a part that makes me laugh. A dead body is discoverd cut up with a chainsaw near by covered in blood and someone says "do you think there is a chance they could have been killed with this chainsaw?". Stupid beyond belief
BARSTARD!!!! BARSTARD!!!! BARSTARD!!!! lol so much to enjoy :)
Phil,thats what i'm talking about. You are guaranteed a quality night mate. If only my local cinema would show shit like this.
Lucky Bastard Phil! i'm in the same boat as you Marwood, I don't get any films like this played at a cinema for miles around me :(
Possibly one of the best/worst movies i think ive ever seen,It's great for all the wrong reasons. When that girls dies from going into a pane of glass at like 5mph is priceless,the kid at the start axeing his mother and making out it wasn't him lol. The telephone clearly a 1980's one when the movie's set in the 40's,the you know what, while smoking pot on a waterbed and all the above you've metioned make this a classic!
Anyone seen Nailgun Massacre? That is another best/worst movie! horrendous film
I have the dvd, it's very low budget and not very good to be honest. Like the look of the killer tho but thats bout it.
yeah it's a bad, bad film! I like the look of the killer but not the gold hearse he drives! Weird.
One of the best/worst movies is Burial Ground,i was crying with laughter.
never heard of it, it's going on my watch list tho right now
Old zombie movie from 1980,has a dwarf playing a little kid with a terrible wig, it's hilarious.I frigging love this movie also known as the zombie dead here in the uk.
Ive been meaning to check out Burial Ground for some time now. Did the Dwarf dude breast feed his mother till she starts to bleed ? It was something like that.
Talking of Dwarf's,any one seen Horror Hospital with Michael Gough ? The Dwarf in that movies hysterically funny ,it's a cracking crap movie.
He bites her boob off its so funny, earlier in the movie he starts feeling his mom up lol. Haven't seen horror hospital,have a vhs of it tho which ive dubbed onto dvd.i might give it a shot.
Right,gonna watch that ASAP. :) Nice one cueboy
No worries marwood you will love it!
I gotta see this burial ground, it sounds amazing!