Dario Argento directs a female version of The Monkees ('Head' era) in an adaptation of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Or something.

So-so heist movie becomes so-so police corruption movie becomes so-so teen drama with cheese-balls ending. An over-ambitious rambling mess of a film that refuses to end.

I really want to see 'The Equestrian Vortex' because based on the opening titles it looks like the best film ever made. Can someone make it please?

Aside from a few horribly contrived quirky/clunky/kill me 'Garden State' moments (the bowling alley dancing scene for example) it's a beautifully shot and relatively unconventional take on a tired theme.

I was convinced Zooey Deschanel was attempting to play someone with some form of cognitive dysfunction only to read in the synopsis she was supposed to be an intellectual. I'm not hating - it works in the hicksville setting - I'm just saying...