Mark Barrett ★★★★ 8
250 Things I Learned from watching Commando (originally posted on the Getbig.com forum by user Army of One).
1) Porsches can "heal" themselves after repeatedly crashing into a Fiat and…
Larry ★★★ 2
Detective buying cocaine from an ice cream man: "I want my...uh...birthday present" Ice cream man: "You sure got a lot of fuckin birthdays!"
Im going to regret this rating later,…
Chris Burns ★½ 43
I don't understand this film. I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long. I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is…
Ian Loring ★
Bobbins of the lowest/highest order which is made all the more annoying by the fact that the opening 10 minutes are terrific and James Newton Howard's old school score is…
Steve Dickson ★
What a load of shite.