This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Time to jump on the backlash train!
This thing is long. Like, really long. Maybe there's a nice 90 min movie in here, I don't know. Mistakes cynicism for depth. Uninteresting main character. People complain about J.J. Abrams' mystery box storytelling and then praise this? Whoa, Momma.
Nice Devil makeup, though.