Went in expecting something like, I dunno, movies I never go see, but I'm delighted to report that not only is this delightful and heartwarming in the best Hollywood tradition,…
laird ★★★★★ 10
"There's no tomorrow... Know why, baby? 'Cause it'll never get here." _ Jacques Renault, blank as a fart "Good morning, America" - Carl, after 9 a.m.
Edges out The Sopranos…
davidehrlich ★★★★ 6
HEAVEN IS FOR REAL.
it packs more raw cinematic energy in 80 minutes than the Marvel universe has in 80 films (there are 80, right?).
boldly silly, yet electrifyingly assured...…
Bailed at 40 minutes or so. People impressed by these shitty CGI apes need to revisit the original series, with its groundbreaking makeup and costume work that still hold up…
"I don't have any money." "Then you can't join."
[Update] Dammit, half the other reviews of this are quotes, so I'm forced to add my Shalit review:
Get off the…