William Lindus ★★ 1
My hopefully fair review of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ should come with a giant sticker slapped on the package, emblazoned with the following: I am not the target audience for…
This was pretty predictable, and the kid is more mature than all of the adults combined, but it's still kinda great.
Joe ★ 6
This seems like something a bunch of fucked up Illuminati elders came up with and then disguised as mainstream entertainment for their own sadistic amusement.
Zack McGhee ★★★½ 2
Not quite everything I hoped for, but almost.
TBND hands J.Lo a copy of The Illiad. "Oh wow -- this is a first edition!?"
Simon 'Driver' Ramshaw ★½ 35
Eyes Wide Shit.