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Watched May 30, 2012
I've seriously just about had it with this 'found footage' gimmick… If it's not porn, don't shoot it in first-person.
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I second Del Boy's comment.
Would love to see a "Found footage" porno movie. With the typical eerie opening text sequence, with a black background and yellow titles.
"In october 2012, while hunting for squirrels in the deep forests of Canada, two friends stumbled upon a tape...
Both overly excited by the footage contained, a quarrel emerged as to who would be able to keep the tape. The fight ended in tragedy.
This is the tape that killed two men."
QUE CHEESY ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC!
MOVIE TITLE EXPLODED ONTO THE SCREEN WITH FLASHY GLITTERS EVERYWHERE.
"TITTY SUCKERZ XI" - starring Crystal Fuckmyass.
Crystal Fuckmyass is the best pornstar name that I've ever heard.
And come on. Who wouldn't watch "TITTY SUCKERZ XI"?
I totally agree Mauro. The genre has yet to be a success in my eyes.
Also, where can I get a copy of this 'TITTY SUCKERZ XI'?
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I second Del Boy's comment.
Would love to see a "Found footage" porno movie. With the typical eerie opening text sequence, with a black background and yellow titles.
"In october 2012, while hunting for squirrels in the deep forests of Canada, two friends stumbled upon a tape...
Both overly excited by the footage contained, a quarrel emerged as to who would be able to keep the tape. The fight ended in tragedy.
This is the tape that killed two men."
QUE CHEESY ELECTRIC GUITAR MUSIC!
MOVIE TITLE EXPLODED ONTO THE SCREEN WITH FLASHY GLITTERS EVERYWHERE.
"TITTY SUCKERZ XI" - starring Crystal Fuckmyass.
Crystal Fuckmyass is the best pornstar name that I've ever heard.
And come on. Who wouldn't watch "TITTY SUCKERZ XI"?
I totally agree Mauro. The genre has yet to be a success in my eyes.
Also, where can I get a copy of this 'TITTY SUCKERZ XI'?