I am dumber for having seen this movie.

A rather weak re-imagining of The Bourne Trilogy of films. Soderbergh tries to inject the pacing (and soundtrack) from Ocean's Eleven, but overall it's a complicated, and ultimately uninteresting mess.

Literally every joke in this film is shown in the trailer.

I thought this might be fun; turns out it's just shit.

Also: possibly the worst (or at the very least lamest) ending in cinematic history.