So you have a sprog or a small niece or nephew and you want to initiate them into the spooktacular…
-
ParaNorman -
Creature from the Black Lagoon -
Time Bandits -
Gremlins -
King Kong
-
Limbo -
The Devil Inside -
Barton Fink -
Vanilla Sky -
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
WTF endings
A collection of movies that had me shouting at the screen as the credits rolled, sometimes for GOOD, sometimes for…
-
Hall Pass -
The Secret of My Success -
Arthur -
Scary Movie -
Date Night
Comedies that make me want to vomit
These are the most egregiously unfunny films I've seen. Comedy is of course utterly subjective, so it may be you…
-
Heat -
The Killing -
The Wild Bunch -
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward… -
Die Hard
Little hand says it's time to rock and roll - favourite robberies
Daddy was a bank robber.
Nah not really, this is a list of my favourite heists and robberies in the…
-
The Last Detail -
Raging Bull -
Clerks -
In the Loop -
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
Turning the air blue - sweary films
WARNING, THIS LIST CONTAINS SWEARING
Fuck you you fucking fuck. Simply a list of my favourite high volume profanity films.…
-
Léolo -
Assassination of a High School President -
Long Weekend -
Miracle Mile -
Freebie and the Bean
Obscure and forgotten films you should see
I shall add to this list periodically as stuff occurs to me. I'm going to put in both obscure cult…
-
A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's… -
Deep Blue Sea -
The Prestige -
Into the Night -
Shrek
The budgie buys it
Inspired by Robbie Collins Destroy All Moggies list, I am starting another dedicated to the wanton destruction of budgerigars in…
-
13 Assassins - Die Hard
-
To Live and Die in L.A. -
Hellraiser -
King of New York
Great villains
Sometimes it's just good to be bad
-
The Haunting -
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre -
The Exorcist -
Jaws -
The Thing
My 10 favourite horror films
Time Out have just published an excellent top 100 horror films article www.timeout.com/london/feature/2494/best-horror-films
Anyway I thought I would list my…
-
The Maltese Falcon -
The Man Who Knew Too Much -
Ben-Hur -
A Fistful of Dollars -
The Magnificent Seven
Remakes don't need to suck
It's such a constant cineaste moan that it's become boring, blah blah remakes blah lack of imagination blah... sure remakes…
-
Idiocracy -
RoboCop -
Southern Comfort -
Blood Simple -
There's Something About Mary
Ultimate "ow my balls!"
The movies that make men weak at the knees!
A developing list
-
2001: A Space Odyssey - A.I. Artificial Intelligence
-
Mad Max -
On the Beach -
Seconds
Genuine science fiction films
I'm an avid fan of literary science fiction, from widescreen space operas to paranoid dystopias. But in film ask anyone…