It took me 10 days to make up my mind. This film is the reason why the Little White Lies rating system exists:
Anticipation: 5 out of 5 / Jonathan Glazer! That poster! That trailer! Eeeek!!!
Enjoyment: 3 out of 5 / Couldn't get into it for a while. Why are the most enjoyable parts so short?
In retrospect: 3.5 out of 5 / I'm very happy this film exists. I only wished it was a little more daring.
I'm sorry but can anyone explain why all those actors ever said yes to this script? Were they under threat? Was there a sex tape somewhere that could only be kept from being released if they were making this movie? Was an orphanage in need of funding and that was the only way to save it?
This film is terrible. The script is terrible. The acting is terrible. A film about little people that contains the obvious following lines: "You…