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  • Brave

    Brave 2012

    ★★★ Watched 29 May, 2015

    The most unrealistic portrayal of Scotland in any film ever because it doesn't start raining until 1 hour and 10 minutes in and I lived in Scotland for four years and it rained all day every day.

  • Tooth Fairy

    Tooth Fairy 2010

    ★★★ Watched 22 May, 2015

    Unbelievably ridiculous. It's The Rock as the Tooth Fairy. But with added Stephen Merchant, Billy Crystal and JULIE ANDREWS!

    To be honest, it was way more enjoyable than I'd expected.

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  • Bloodsport

    Bloodsport 1988

    ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Jan, 2012 4

    Depending on which of the two types of martial arts movie plot you prefer (fighting your way through a tournament to avenge the death/injury of your friend/relative or learning a new martial arts technique from an old master to avenge the death/injury of your friend/relative) then either this or Kickboxer is Van Damme's best film. Although he should have won two best actor Oscars for Double Impact, obviously.

  • Dawn of the Dead

    Dawn of the Dead 2004

    ★★★½ Watched 13 Apr, 2012

    I have a dog. He loves going for walks - it's his favourite thing to do. So if I ever find myself on a lovely country stroll without the dog, I feel guilt and shame. That guilt and shame is the same as I felt when I enjoyed the Dawn of the Dead remake. OH GOD I'M SORRY GEORGE.