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  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods

    ★★★★★

    This film will almost assuredly usher in a new era of horror flicks. Much like SCREAM did to the '80s slashers, CABIN has made the standard "Tweens Go Camping" films that came before it irrelavant.

  • The Raid

    The Raid

    ★★★★★

    Holy F*ck! This movie will make you say it a lot.

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  • Silent House

    Silent House

    ★★★

    Here's what you need to know about this film: Lizzy Olsen starts out with several varieties of shirts on, but loses most of them in favor of a near see though tank top. It's a literal and metaphorical metamorphosis of mammary viewage.

    Less important stuff to know: It's told in real-time with each take averaging around 12-13 minutes. It's particularly tense (think The Strangers) early when the audience is still in the dark, then settles into mediocrity once the plot is revealed.

  • Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure

    Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure

    ★★½

    An exploitative documentary about the banal arguments of two drunks in late '80s Frisco which were recorded by two guys who are still living in the past.

    The only emotion I felt was dislike for the douchers who made the recordings and all the bottom feeders who followed and tried to get rich off of the audio.

    A one trick pony that outlasts its welcome.