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The Cabin in the Woods 2012
This film will almost assuredly usher in a new era of horror flicks. Much like SCREAM did to the '80s slashers, CABIN has made the standard "Tweens Go Camping" films that came before it irrelavant.
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The Raid: Redemption 2012
Holy F*ck! This movie will make you say it a lot.
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Silent House 2011
Here's what you need to know about this film: Lizzy Olsen starts out with several varieties of shirts on, but loses most of them in favor of a near see though tank top. It's a literal and metaphorical metamorphosis of mammary viewage.
Less important stuff to know: It's told in real-time with each take averaging around 12-13 minutes. It's particularly tense (think The Strangers) early when the audience is still in the dark, then settles into mediocrity once the plot is revealed.
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The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters 2007
Billy Mitchell is an asshole, but dammit if I don't want to try some of his hot sauce.