review by Micah
Silent House 2011
Watched Mar 03, 2012
Micah’s review:
Here's what you need to know about this film: Lizzy Olsen starts out with several varieties of shirts on, but loses most of them in favor of a near see though tank top. It's a literal and metaphorical metamorphosis of mammary viewage.
Less important stuff to know: It's told in real-time with each take averaging around 12-13 minutes. It's particularly tense (think The Strangers) early when the audience is still in the dark, then settles into mediocrity once the plot is revealed.
"It's a literal and metaphorical metamorphosis of mammery viewage." *chuckles*