J.W. Hendricks ½ 9
I'm going to take a cue from Del for this one.
Eshit Pshit Ishit Cshit
Mshit Oshit Vshit Ishit Eshit
This doesn't deserve a well-thought-out acronym.
Chris Burns ★½ 37
I don't understand this film. I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long. I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is…