Letterboxd — Your life in film

I'm going to take a cue from Del for this one.

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This doesn't deserve a well-thought-out acronym.

I don't understand this film.
I don't understand why such a simple story needs to be drawn out for sooooooooo long.
I don't understand a word the blonde "actress" is…