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Dune: Part Two 2024
Two full hours of this movie is just Zendaya’s stupid pouty face.
She’d save time by tweeting “Reading ‘Collected Sayings of Muad’Dib by the Princess Irulan’ and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it.”
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Nightmare Cinema 2018
Only the Joe Dante segment attempts to tell a coherent story—bad choice! Far more effective are the Alejandro Brugués and Ryûhei Kitamura segments which use the flimsiest logic to string together juicy kills. Maybe that priest really shouldn’t decapitate all those possessed children but it gave me a few laughs!
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Tropic Thunder: Rain of Madness 2008
“We are going to have famously stable actor Robert Downey Jr. tie you up and point a gun at you and it’s only going to be a DVD extra.”