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  • Hot Pursuit

    Hot Pursuit 2015

    ★½ Watched 28 May, 2015

    An uptight, by-the-book police officer finds herself teaming up with the loud and obnoxious wife of a criminal testifying against his boss in order to outrun crooked cops and murderous thugs who are after their heads. Sound familiar? Destined to be one of the laziest movies of the year, Hot Pursuit is a movie essentially cobbled together from the scraps of a myriad of projects that have come before it. Like a dull Frankenstein’s monster combination of The Heat, The…

  • San Andreas

    San Andreas 2015

    ★★ Watched 28 May, 2015

    San Andreas opens with the inhuman physical specimen that is Dwayne Johnson literally ripping the door off of a car in order to save a young girl from certain death, but does he have what it takes to compete with a mammoth earthquake, the rock’s natural enemy? That’s what director Brad Peyton is eager to find out, reuniting with his leading man from Journey 2: The Mysterious Island (Peyton’s only other feature credit is the prestigious Cats & Dogs sequel) for…

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  • The To Do List

    The To Do List 2013

    ½ Watched 09 Nov, 2013 2

    My To Do List:

    01. Invent time travel.
    02. Go back in time.
    03. Stop myself from ever seeing this movie.

  • Mortdecai

    Mortdecai 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015 8

    It's January so fuck it, right?