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  • Mechanic: Resurrection

    Mechanic: Resurrection 2016

    ½ Watched 29 Aug, 2016

    Even as someone who considers himself a legitimate fan of Jason Statham’s 2011 remake of The Mechanic, I must admit that the decision to give it a sequel five years later is quite an odd one. Surely no one was really aching to see the return of his assassin-for-hire Arthur Bishop, if they even remembered that he existed in the first place, and yet here we are with another belated, unnecessary, and absolutely disastrous sequel to add to the pile…

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe 2016

    ★★★ Watched 25 Aug, 2016

    From Green Room and The Witch to The Babadook and It Follows, it’s no secret that indie horror is currently having a pretty big moment in terms of regularly delivering some of the best films of any given year. As far as big studio offerings go, however, we’ve mostly been seeing the usual suspects of boring franchise continuations, found-footage disasters, and lame conventional flops (anyone excited about the upcoming revival of the Ring franchise?). Don’t Breathe marks a rarity in…

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  • The To Do List

    The To Do List 2013

    ½ Watched 09 Nov, 2013 6

    My To Do List:

    01. Invent time travel.
    02. Go back in time.
    03. Stop myself from ever seeing this movie.

  • Mortdecai

    Mortdecai 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015 8

    It's January so fuck it, right?