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  • Warcraft

    Warcraft 2016

    ★½ Watched 09 Jun, 2016

    If you had told me that after directing the phenomenal sci-fi indie Moon and the nearly as good mid-budget sci-fi thriller Source Code, that the next step for director Duncan Jones would be to take on a live-action blockbuster adaptation of the beloved online role-playing video game World of Warcraft, I would have laughed in your face. Well, it happened, and after witnessing Warcraft, I’m now much more inclined to laugh in his. I can only hope that a big…

  • The Neon Demon

    The Neon Demon 2016

    ½ Watched 24 Jun, 2016

    Writing a lengthy review detailing all of the ways that The Neon Demon is infantile, absurd, putrid, desperate to shock trash would only be giving the self-indulgent child Refn the kind of reaction that he so blatantly desires from putting this utter disaster on the screen, so instead I’ll spend my time doing literally anything else, like taking another shower to wash this filth off of me.

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  • The To Do List

    The To Do List 2013

    ½ Watched 09 Nov, 2013 5

    My To Do List:

    01. Invent time travel.
    02. Go back in time.
    03. Stop myself from ever seeing this movie.

  • Mortdecai

    Mortdecai 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Jan, 2015 8

    It's January so fuck it, right?