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  • The Girl with All the Gifts

    The Girl with All the Gifts 2016

    ★★★ Watched 26 Sep, 2016

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    it was all going so well until those ridiculous kids!

  • Don't Breathe

    Don't Breathe 2016

    ★★½ Watched 09 Sep, 2016

    I hated the one character with a passion from the moment he appeared, and had no sympathy for any of the rest of them, those two things overrid any positive feelings i had.

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  • The Mutilator

    The Mutilator 1984

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar, 2014 3

    a group of friends go to a remote beach house and wander around it, play monopoly and hide and seek then wander around some more, sometimes on their own until they all inevitably meet the Mutilator, he doesn't look much like a Mutilator just a grumpy man, some nice noises, good kills! inc unpleasant fish hooking, very dark lighting throughout and a title/theme song i thought all the way through was called 'Ball Break' until the end credits spoiled it for me

  • Battleship

    Battleship 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 13 Apr, 2012 2

    How can you pay to see a film of a game & be sniffy about it!? it would be asking a lot to expect high art, i thoroughly enjoyed it, it's got fucking Tadanobu Asano in it for one thing, there's an amazing (as in ridiculous) battleships the boardgame scene, nicely done aliens, a disabled guy hero who was handily a golden gloves champ & when the old guys appear i did a little chear, fantastically cobblers & i'm going to see it again!!