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  • Riddick 2013

    ★★½ Watched 07 Apr, 2014

    Riddick played as charmless anti hero i couldn't care less about, gets a pet dog this time and bunch of tough guy/gal cliches and various cgi things to contend with, nipples indeed!

  • Homefront 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 05 Apr, 2014

    another reliably ridiculous and predictable Stathamer, his daughter's annoying, Franco's unconvincing but the action is as ever good, i cannot not like a Statham movie but do wish they'd put as much effort into the stories as they do the action.

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  • The Mutilator 1985

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar, 2014 3

    a group of friends go to a remote beach house and wander around it, play monopoly and hide and seek then wander around some more, sometimes on their own until they all inevitably meet the Mutilator, he doesn't look much like a Mutilator just a grumpy man, some nice noises, good kills! inc unpleasant fish hooking, very dark lighting throughout and a title/theme song i thought all the way through was called 'Ball Break' until the end credits spoiled it for me

  • Battleship 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 13 Apr, 2012 2

    How can you pay to see a film of a game & be sniffy about it!? it would be asking a lot to expect high art, i thoroughly enjoyed it, it's got fucking Tadanobu Asano in it for one thing, there's an amazing (as in ridiculous) battleships the boardgame scene, nicely done aliens, a disabled guy hero who was handily a golden gloves champ & when the old guys appear i did a little chear, fantastically cobblers & i'm going to see it again!!