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  • Taken 3 2015

    ½ Added

    soulless, predictable, actionless, bloodless, tedious, if i hadn't seen it on a free ticket i'd of asked for my money back, as it is i just want that time from my life back!!

  • Christmas Evil 1980

    ★★★★½ Added

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Christmas Evil

    Christmas eve 1947 a young boy spies Santa rubbing his moms thigh, forward in years and now as a grown man working at the Jolly Dream toy factory, he's become a slightly unhinged put upon loner obsessed with Santa and the spirit of christmas, writing in his good and bad books which kids have been which, until christmas eve on his way delivering gifts, enraged by the over commercialisation of christmas, he kills some people, gets stuck in…

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  • Battleship 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 13 Apr, 2012 2

    How can you pay to see a film of a game & be sniffy about it!? it would be asking a lot to expect high art, i thoroughly enjoyed it, it's got fucking Tadanobu Asano in it for one thing, there's an amazing (as in ridiculous) battleships the boardgame scene, nicely done aliens, a disabled guy hero who was handily a golden gloves champ & when the old guys appear i did a little chear, fantastically cobblers & i'm going to see it again!!

  • The Mutilator 1985

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar, 2014 3

    a group of friends go to a remote beach house and wander around it, play monopoly and hide and seek then wander around some more, sometimes on their own until they all inevitably meet the Mutilator, he doesn't look much like a Mutilator just a grumpy man, some nice noises, good kills! inc unpleasant fish hooking, very dark lighting throughout and a title/theme song i thought all the way through was called 'Ball Break' until the end credits spoiled it for me