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  • You Better Watch Out 1980

    ★★★★½ Added

    This review reportedly contains spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • V/H/S: Viral 2014

    ★★★ Watched 05 Nov, 2014

    there is no V/H/S in this bloody film!! there is unbearable prick skater kids, skeletons, a hokey magic cloak, an intriguing parallel world, a not very good linking story, thats about it!

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  • Battleship 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 13 Apr, 2012 2

    How can you pay to see a film of a game & be sniffy about it!? it would be asking a lot to expect high art, i thoroughly enjoyed it, it's got fucking Tadanobu Asano in it for one thing, there's an amazing (as in ridiculous) battleships the boardgame scene, nicely done aliens, a disabled guy hero who was handily a golden gloves champ & when the old guys appear i did a little chear, fantastically cobblers & i'm going to see it again!!

  • The Mutilator 1985

    ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar, 2014 3

    a group of friends go to a remote beach house and wander around it, play monopoly and hide and seek then wander around some more, sometimes on their own until they all inevitably meet the Mutilator, he doesn't look much like a Mutilator just a grumpy man, some nice noises, good kills! inc unpleasant fish hooking, very dark lighting throughout and a title/theme song i thought all the way through was called 'Ball Break' until the end credits spoiled it for me