Pity the poor actors in A Horrible Way To Die. They do a pretty great job, especially Amy Seimetz as the alcoholic ex-girlfriend of a serial killer who's escaped from jail.

All her efforts are virtually undone by a director who can't keep the camera still for more than a second. Or who thinks it's so cool to have out-of-focus objects in the foreground for every other shot.

Drinking game: every time the camera loses focus and pans downwards at…

Film through the years is lit­tered with quotable lines, not least the orig­i­nal Preda­tor. “Get to da choppa!” and “Jeez! You got a big pussy!” are just two exam­ples of Hol­ly­wood script writ­ing at it’s absolute best.

Aside from that, it’s one of the few films where Arnie is upstaged, almost. And by a seven foot guy in a rub­ber suit. One of the most iconic designs in cin­ema his­tory, the Preda­tor has unfor­tu­nately been rel­e­gated to star­ring in a…