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Alice in Wonderland 2010
Why not just call the film 'The Mad Hatter' and be open about the fact this is his film, not Alice's?
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X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009
Dear oh dear. I imagine if I'd gone to one of the teenage writers on my website and said 'write me a Wolverine movie and make it SUPER AWESOME!' then this would have been the result. A mess from start to finish - woeful dialogue, badly-plotted action sequences, the kinds of acting I might expect to find at a zombie convention after happy hour, and the most underused set of great X-universe characters since... well, this film.
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Bless the Child 2000
Naff 'Omen' rip off that is only memorable for making me very upset when a certain character gets killed off. You'll have to watch it to find out who. OR WILL YOU?