Dear oh dear. I imagine if I'd gone to one of the teenage writers on my website and said 'write me a Wolverine movie and make it SUPER AWESOME!' then this would have been the result. A mess from start to finish - woeful dialogue, badly-plotted action sequences, the kinds of acting I might expect to find at a zombie convention after happy hour, and the most underused set of great X-universe characters since... well, this film.
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The German boyfriend who says 'I don't have a sense of humour. I'm German.' The book he wrote about spiders which is called 'SPIDERS'. Angelina Jolie's disguise to infiltrate the bunker making her look like Tom Cruise in drag. Oh dear gods, everything about this woeful film is so funny I feel bad for bashing it... but it's still shit.