RSS feed for Monster

Favorite films

Recent activity

All films

Recent reviews

  • 13 Going On 30

    13 Going On 30 2004

    ★★★½ Added

    Cutesy chick flick made better by the bubbly Jennifer Garner.

  • Alice in Wonderland

    Alice in Wonderland 2010

    ★★★ Added

    Why not just call the film 'The Mad Hatter' and be open about the fact this is his film, not Alice's?

Popular reviews

  • X-Men Origins: Wolverine

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine 2009

    Added 1

    Dear oh dear. I imagine if I'd gone to one of the teenage writers on my website and said 'write me a Wolverine movie and make it SUPER AWESOME!' then this would have been the result. A mess from start to finish - woeful dialogue, badly-plotted action sequences, the kinds of acting I might expect to find at a zombie convention after happy hour, and the most underused set of great X-universe characters since... well, this film.

    See, they set…

  • Salt

    Salt 2010


    The German boyfriend who says 'I don't have a sense of humour. I'm German.' The book he wrote about spiders which is called 'SPIDERS'. Angelina Jolie's disguise to infiltrate the bunker making her look like Tom Cruise in drag. Oh dear gods, everything about this woeful film is so funny I feel bad for bashing it... but it's still shit.