review by moovieman222
Insidious 2011
Reviewed Aug 20, 2012
moovieman222’s review:
An obnoxiously in-your-face, contrived, and hilariously not scary (I know, give me the hate) horror film. It completely hinges onto cliches seen so, so many times before in much better horror films. This ultimately is a modernized version of Poltergeist. The score is irritating, the dialogue is poor, ugh. There's barely any subtlety, making it nearly impossible to be scared by anything. It also annoyed me how consistently this film relies on jump-scares. Overall, a very uninspired film.
There's a senior citizen which trapped in Patrick Wilson's body
AAAAHHH its a Demon
AAHHH A FAKE LOOKING DEMON
OH MY GOD DARTH MAUL IS BEHIND PATRICK WILSONS HEAD AAAHHHH
OH MY GOD MICHAEL MYERS IS IN THE BABY'S ROOM