Matt Hannon plays Joe Marshall aka Samurai Cop, a giant man who looks like the offspring of a Chippendale and a power ballad. He also has no visible martial arts…
DirkH ★ 8
Worst Shrek spin-off ever made.
Survivalist: "do you know, for an american to live without a gun, is like you guys trying to live without tea"
L: "...it couldn't be that…
Do these guys live inside a snow-globe?
Nat Almirall ★★★★★
For anyone wondering, yes, you get to see Helen's Mirrens, and yes, the five-star rating is there solely because you get to see Helen's Mirrens. At 24, she's got an…