Silent J ★★★½ 1
If Sarah Jessica Parker is the hottest one in your little trio, you know you've got to be a pack of ugly witches.
Sorry, somebody had to say it.
Cool feature-length adaptation of Madonna's "Ray of Light" video [THIS HAS BEEN A JOKE ABOUT TIME-LAPSE PHOTOGRAPHY. THANKS FOR READING.]
Joe Ibañez ★★
My Cool Grandparents Are Boring Vampires: The Movie
Patrick Dietz ★★★★★
There are nifty tricks galore up the sumptuous sleeve of this offbeat and wildly entertaining thriller. But I won't spoil them. Suffice to say this - you want to see…
Silent J ★½
JIM SHERIDAN DIRECTED THIS?!?
How the hell did he go from directing actors like Daniel Day-Lewis, Samantha Morton, and Djimon Hounsou to Oscar nominations to being 50 Cent's speech therapist?…