matt lynch ★★★★
i love that Johnnie To is totally not above having a blind guy bumping into shit cause he can't find the toilet.
Brian O'Blivion ½
Half a star for Nicolas Cage, and only that since he was weak in the ways of the Mega here. Nothing at all for the movie itself, which is rote…
I can grow a better beard than Marky Mark.
-who doesn't want to watch a little, beer-loving alien dressed up in Lederhosen and stranded in Bavaria? -There's a pink UFO -You can see and feel the passion…
Terribly offensive propaganda.