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  • Riding The Bus With My Sister 2005

    ½ Added

    The latest brown gem in the crown of cinema crap. This movie, deep down, has a story to tell but it is completely overshadowed by Rosie's portrayal of a mentally handicapped person. I've met and spent a lot of time around people with various mental handicaps, and not one of them acted this way. Her performance comes across as a politically incorrect SNL character with the voice of Pee-Wee Herman and the facial expressions of a baby-eating demon. Granted, it's…

  • What's Up, Tiger Lily? 1966

    ★★★★★ Added

    Hilarioius! Especially for a hardcore MST3K fan.

  • The People vs. George Lucas 2011

    ★★★★ Added

    It's nice to know that I'm not alone in my frustration with this man.

  • Hugo 2011

    ★★ Added

    I actually feel really bad writing a negative review for this movie because it's not like other movies I've seen that I dislike. There is a certain amount of whimsy to this film that makes me want to like it, but I just can't get there. It has serious pacing issues and it doesn't seem to know who the main character is supposed to be or what story is being told. We start off with following Hugo, then the focus…

  • The Avengers 2012

    ★★★ Added

    I was excited to see this film, and I was enjoying it until about half way through when it just started to get too jokey. Just when things started to get remotely serious *boom* random joke to lighten the mood. I get having a few in there, especially given the characters involved, but it got to the point (especially toward the end) that couldn't really get too invested into the story because there were all these stupid quips and gags…

  • Drive 2011

    ½ Watched 22 Apr, 2012

    Ordinarily, I'd let a movie like this one slide by unscathed, but the fact that so many people love this movie makes me hate it even more so than most bad films I've seen. Most films that I don't like I can usually find something within it that would explain its mass appeal, thus removing any rage I feel toward the love and appreciation the film receives from others. At the end of the day though, I understand that it's…

  • Midnight in Paris 2011

    ★★★★★ Watched 15 Apr, 2012

    My new favorite movie!

  • Planet of Dinosaurs 1981

    ½ Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    A great cautionary tale about how you should never let simple minded people pilot a space ship, because you never know if they'll end up crashing landing on a dangerous planet where they must rely on the sophisticated method of running away when a slow moving creature is trying to eat them.

  • Magic Christmas Tree 1964

    Watched 14 Apr, 2012

    My new favorite Christmas movie in the "creepy lady giving voodoo powers to a stupid fat kid that talks to trees in order to take Santa hostage" category.

  • Juno 2007

    ½ Added

    "Yo Yo diggidy, I gotts pregers, but no skin of this homeslice, cuz I got me some kickback parentals that'll take this pork sword mistake. Hey, I guess I can undo this diddle without any cons rollin up on me. I should head back over to the Quick Stop and tell Dwight after my guitar lessons with my baby daddy."

  • Bottoms Up 2006

    ½ Added

    Yeah, I saw it. I'm not proud of this fact, but what's done is done and now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go watch The Room to get this movie out of my head.

  • The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? 1964

    ½ Watched 13 Apr, 2012

    I thought it was all a dream, but my Netflix queue confirmed that, no, this movie exists and I actually saw it.