What you must understand is that they are already dead. They are cursed creatures craving human blood for their very existence.
-Professor Van Helsing
After taking Dracula to the present day 1970s for two films we go back to the 1800s for Hammer Films last outing with the Count, but this time it really would be unlike any of their Dracula films before, not the least of which is the fact that it's the first without Christopher Lee as the…
Hold onto your tickets. It's going to be a big finale.
-Dante the Great
I haven't been the biggest fan of the V/H/S films. I could hardly find anything to like about the first one while part two was worth watching for Safe Heaven (by Gareth Evans and Timo Tjahjanto) and A Ride in the Park (by the Blair Witch Guys: Eduardo Sánchez and Gregg Hale), two tales that use the found footage gimmick in a clever way. Nothing clever…
I am Groot.
I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!
I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…