I'm in the mood for love... only because they're naked...
I can usually suspend disbelief when watching a horror film. I can force myself to believe that a film that was obviously shot in a seedy part of L.A. is supposed to be New York. I can believe that vampires exist for 2 hours of entertainment. I can even believe that said vampires run a strip joint in "Fake New York". Trying to make me believe that Grace Jones…
You know the saying: "A blind man does not fear snakes."
I loved the first Tale of Zatôichi and thought this huge series was off to one hell of a start. I had no idea how well the second film would play off of it. It's not just the second film in a series but a direct sequel that builds on what's already been established by adding to it's past, present and future of Zatôichi's mythos... and just making…
Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…
I'm Gotham's reckoning.
Superhero films finally have a good trilogy. I'm not proclaiming this on the same level as The Lord of the Rings Trilogy or the original Star Wars Trilogy, but I'm saying this is by far the best superhero trilogy we've ever had. With that said, it's competition for that title wasn't exactly stiff. I'm also a huge Marvel Comics fanboy so it hurts a little admitting that.
The story is epic in scope and takes full…