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  • Adult World 2013

    ★★★ Watched 22 Aug, 2014

    Love... love until you hate. Then learn to hate your love. Then forgive your hate for loving it.
    -Rat Billings

    I inexplicably liked this one a great deal. A coming of age story of a college girl that has no meaningful life experience or skills, but is preoccupied with the notion that she's destined for great things, mainly becoming a famous poet. Could have easily been played off as pretentious but Emma Roberts easily pulls off sweet and naive instead.…

  • In the Mouth of Madness 1994

    ★★★★ Rewatched 20 Aug, 2014 2

    Do you read Sutter Cane?
    -Axe Maniac

    Michael De Luca comes back three years after writing Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare to prove that he isn't the worthless piece of shit everyone thought he was after it was unleashed on the movie going public.

    His script for In the Mouth of Madness is an original story taking obvious inspirations from H.P. Lovecraft and Stephen King. If the genius of blending classic and modern horror literature for a feature film wasn't…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul, 2014 37

    I am Groot.
    -Groot

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge 1987

    ½ Rewatched 02 Jul, 2013 56

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…