What the ding-dong heckamadoodle hell is that?
Time for some Charles Band Full Moon entertainment! Oddly enough this one doesn't feature any miniatures. No demonic dolls, toys, puppets or even Dollman. This time they just go for a blatant Invasion of the Body Snatchers ripoff with some Critters creature design ripoffs for good measure.
They not only take the overall premise of the classic horror film, but even it's overall story structure as the film opens up with Sam…
That's a shit load of pancakes.
Canadian national treasure Katharine Isabelle stars in yet another genre film, this time from the fellow Canuck director/writer team of April Mullen and Tim Doiron who both have small roles in the film as well.
It uses the trope of someone going into a "fugue state" where they temporarily take on another personality because of a traumatic event. This let's them tell a "Memento like" story without being very creative about it.
I am Groot.
I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!
I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…