We have Santa Claus.
My search to find something different to watch this holiday season brought me upon Jalmari Helander's Rare Exports shorts and his feature film debut which serves as a prequel to the shorts themselves. The shorts were both done in the "faux documentary" style as one was a fake promotional video followed by a fake safety video.
This on the other hand is a straight up feature film, which is what led to my slight…
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Jalmari Helander's followup to his short Rare Exports Inc. (click here to watch on YouTube). While the first one was a mock-publicity video for Rare Exports Inc., this follow up is a mock safety video that is meant "For Importers and Distributors Only". It's the exact same tone as the original short and manages to expand a great deal on…
Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…
I'm Gotham's reckoning.
Superhero films finally have a good trilogy. I'm not proclaiming this on the same level as The Lord of the Rings Trilogy or the original Star Wars Trilogy, but I'm saying this is by far the best superhero trilogy we've ever had. With that said, it's competition for that title wasn't exactly stiff. I'm also a huge Marvel Comics fanboy so it hurts a little admitting that.
The story is epic in scope and takes full…