It's as if some mental vampire were at work.
1950s B movie goodness at the "U.S. Air Force Interceptor Command Experimental Station No. 6" located in... Winthorp, Manitoba, Canada. In the 1950s most Canadians were dairy farmers apparently and spooked by atomic energy. I love learning about my heritage in Hollywood movies like this.
It's unintentionally funny as the "Fiends Without a Face" are invisible for most of the film as you watch their victims die slow deaths by having their brains sucked out, but then in the final act of the film the Fiends become visible and things turn kinda awesome and freaky.
One of the most polished comedies Joel and Ethan Coen have ever unleashed onto the world. Maybe a little too polished if that makes sense to anyone. Maybe the Coens have just come to a point where they've set the bar so high that my expectations will never be met on a first viewing now. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass (it's usually the case).
I loved every minute of the movie, but…
I am Groot.
I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!
I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…