Is... is this a joke?
A bland dramady that makes it seem like the life of stand up comedians are just about the most boring thing in the world. It's made watchable because of Sally Field's charm and Tom Hanks as well I guess, but only to a certain extent as there is almost nothing to like about his character.
Director/writer David Seltzer tries to fool you in thinking that the stand up material in the film is…
Just another Saturday night...
Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller return to Sin City nine years after they first unleashed the likes of Marv, Miho, Dwight and that Yellow Bastard on an unsuspecting cinema going public. Why the hell did it take them this long to return?
I remember Rodriguez saying they were going to do a sequel in 2005 when the first Sin City was still in theaters, then nothing. Miller, then CREATOR of Sin City was on board,…
I am Groot.
I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!
I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…