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  • The Campaign 2012

    ★★½ Watched 26 Jul, 2014 2

    You get my son to call you daddy. I FUCK your wife!
    -Cam Brady

    As is, this would have made for an amusing web series. As a movie though this feels like they simply put together a lose narrative while expecting Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis to fill in the rest with improv, which I'm guessing is exactly what happened.

    Maybe I'm overly optimistic, but I thought this had all the potential in the world. Campaign politics is fertile grounds…

  • Lucy 2014

    ★★★ Watched 25 Jul, 2014

    I have to be honest with you... what you did back there... that freaked me out.
    -Pierre Del Rio

    Considering what this story is about, it's a little shocking how dumb the film itself ends up being. First you have the plot that centers on the myth that humans only use 10% of their brains to how the main character gains access to her full cerebral cortex. Needless to say the film is not meant to be dwelled for any…

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  • Jaws: The Revenge 1987

    ½ Rewatched 02 Jul, 2013 56

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…

  • The Dark Knight Rises 2012

    ★★★★½ Watched 19 Jul, 2012 315

    I'm Gotham's reckoning.
    -Bane

    Superhero films finally have a good trilogy. I'm not proclaiming this on the same level as The Lord of the Rings Trilogy or the original Star Wars Trilogy, but I'm saying this is by far the best superhero trilogy we've ever had. With that said, it's competition for that title wasn't exactly stiff. I'm also a huge Marvel Comics fanboy so it hurts a little admitting that.

    The story is epic in scope and takes full…