I am trying to do the right thing.
God damn it, just throw Tom Hardy in car and have him drive around for 90 minutes and you have a more compelling movie than just about anything currently playing in theaters.
I found some aspects problematic, nothing about Hardy's performance though. Seriously one of the best actors working today, for a while now. Doesn't matter if he's in a Hollywood blockbuster, independent drama, or even a supporting actor on a television series. You will remember his performance in whatever the hell he's in.
You can curse me, or you can steal things from me, but please don't lie to me... do you understand?
I feel miserable after watching The Handmaiden, just like I did after the first time I saw Stoker because I'm in this void again where I don't know when the next Park Chan-wook film will come out. Park is one of the rare directors where my expectations for each of his films gets exceedingly unmanageable where I know…
I am Groot.
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I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…