When your head says one thing and your whole life says another, your head always loses.
If I'm going to be completely honest, while the reason for this rewatch was the recent passing of the legendary Lauren Bacall and she is great here, I'd be lying if I didn't say the real highlight of this film is the face off between two giants of the genre in Humphrey Bogart and Edward G. Robinson.
Those three alone are more…
Church is for brunettes.
An aimless film that had all the potential in the world with a great cast and a story rooted in white trash. When it started I thought I was possibly in for something along the lines of Freeway only to be severely disappointed.
I can't fault the film for it's performances. I thought everyone was great, especially Chloë Grace Moretz, but the film is populated by characters who go by unaffected by anything that transpires.…
I am Groot.
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I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…