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  • Fiend Without a Face

    Fiend Without a Face 1958

    ★★★ Watched 26 May, 2016

    It's as if some mental vampire were at work.
    -Major Cummings

    1950s B movie goodness at the "U.S. Air Force Interceptor Command Experimental Station No. 6" located in... Winthorp, Manitoba, Canada. In the 1950s most Canadians were dairy farmers apparently and spooked by atomic energy. I love learning about my heritage in Hollywood movies like this.

    It's unintentionally funny as the "Fiends Without a Face" are invisible for most of the film as you watch their victims die slow deaths by having their brains sucked out, but then in the final act of the film the Fiends become visible and things turn kinda awesome and freaky.

  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar! 2016

    ★★★½ Watched 25 May, 2016

    It's complicated.
    -Hobie Doyle

    One of the most polished comedies Joel and Ethan Coen have ever unleashed onto the world. Maybe a little too polished if that makes sense to anyone. Maybe the Coens have just come to a point where they've set the bar so high that my expectations will never be met on a first viewing now. Or maybe I'm just talking out of my ass (it's usually the case).

    I loved every minute of the movie, but…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul, 2014 50

    I am Groot.
    -Groot

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge 1987

    ½ Rewatched 02 Jul, 2013 68

    Roar!
    -Shark

    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…