I noticed a lot of people on Letterboxd lately have been starting their reviews for Marvel films by almost apologizing for liking them because they get shit on for it. I think that is incredibly sad. You should never feel ashamed for liking any movie or for the star rating you give it.
If you can explain why you're giving it the star rating you are, then that's awesome. If you can't, guess what? It doesn't matter because you don't…
You tired of being stupid yet?
Toshirō Mifune is back as Sanjuro, but this time he's using his skills for manipulation for the powers of good instead of monetary gain. I remember the first time I saw this movie I actually was turned off by the fact that Sanjuro's motivations were so different in comparison to Yojimbo but I've come to realize it all makes sense.
After the events of Yojimbo of course Sanjuro would be a somewhat…
I am Groot.
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I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…