Are you filming?
My first time revisiting this since first watching it in 2012, and not only did I still like it, but I think I liked it even more this time around. If I see [REC]² as the Aliens to [REC]'s Alien, then I think this one might be The Return of the Living Dead to [REC]'s Night of the Living Dead.
It not only throws the sub-genre of found-footage out the window, but also any reoccurring characters…
I beat you, you old bitch!
Two watches in less then a week. The first re-watch was on Sunday when my step-daughter was bugging to watch something slightly scarier then the last horror film she saw, then tonight she wanted to watch it again because she had a friend over that she had talked up the movie to the whole week at school.
I was only planning on watching the beginning and then slip away to watch my own horror film, but I ended up watching the whole thing again. Damn you Sam Raimi!
I am Groot.
I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!
I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!
I am Groot.
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Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…