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  • Halloween H20: 20 Years Later 1998

    ★★★ Rewatched 23 Oct, 2014

    I can't believe we're doing this.

    Halloween for the Scream generation. Seeing the ORIGINAL masked slasher be reduced to an imitation of what's "IN" at the time is painful for many reasons, not the least of which the fact that the Scream films are an homage to the original Halloween!

    See Miramax got their hands on Halloween for a bit and after releasing Scream in 96, Scream 2 in 97, they suddenly didn't have another one for 98! What…

  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II 1987

    ★★★★ Watched 22 Oct, 2014

    Life's a joke, then you croak.

    A ridiculous sequel that has no right being this good. The established rules from the original film go flying right out the window along with the original cast while it rips off practically every popular horror film of it's time and it's incredibly fun.

    The original Prom Night was a straight up slasher film taking it's obvious influences from Halloween while the sequel seems to be much more influenced by the likes of…

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul, 2014 44

    I am Groot.

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge 1987

    ½ Rewatched 02 Jul, 2013 59


    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…