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  • [REC]³ Genesis

    [REC]³ Genesis 2012

    ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar, 2015

    Are you filming?

    My first time revisiting this since first watching it in 2012, and not only did I still like it, but I think I liked it even more this time around. If I see [REC]² as the Aliens to [REC]'s Alien, then I think this one might be The Return of the Living Dead to [REC]'s Night of the Living Dead.

    It not only throws the sub-genre of found-footage out the window, but also any reoccurring characters…

  • Drag Me to Hell

    Drag Me to Hell 2009

    ★★★★ Rewatched 27 Mar, 2015

    I beat you, you old bitch!
    -Christine Brown

    Two watches in less then a week. The first re-watch was on Sunday when my step-daughter was bugging to watch something slightly scarier then the last horror film she saw, then tonight she wanted to watch it again because she had a friend over that she had talked up the movie to the whole week at school.

    I was only planning on watching the beginning and then slip away to watch my own horror film, but I ended up watching the whole thing again. Damn you Sam Raimi!

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  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy 2014

    ★★★★½ Watched 31 Jul, 2014 50

    I am Groot.

    I am Groot. I AM Groot! I'm Groot. I am GROOT? I'm GROOT! I AM GROOT?! I am Groot! I AM Groot. I'm Groot?! I am GROOT! I'm GROOT? I AM GROOT. I am... GROOT!

    I am GROOT. I AM GROOT! I'm GROOT?! I AM Groot? I'm Groot! I am Groot?! I am Groot? I AM Groot?! I'm Groot? I am GROOT?! I'm GROOT. I AM GROOT? I... AM... GROOOOOOOT!

    ************SPOILER WARNING************
    I am Groot.
    ************END OF SPOILERS************

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge 1987

    ½ Rewatched 02 Jul, 2013 59


    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…