You know, you are not as charming as you think you are.
Four great acting talents, that I have the utmost respect for, do the best they can with a mediocre script that contains some of the most obviously manufactured moments in comedy all the while avoiding any genuine ones. They pull this off to the beat of perhaps the most annoying soundtrack in the last decade of film as well.
Dan Fogelman's script is best described as mediocre…
I mean who gives a shit about Taxi Driver today, but Deep Throat? Now that's a fucking classic.
Wrestlemaniac, aka: El Mascarado Massacre, aka: The Mexican Porn Massacre. It's probably my fault for thinking this premise had potential. A Lucha Libre Pro Wrestler long thought dead terrorizes anyone unfortunate enough to step foot in the ghost town he currently resides in. His name is El Mascarado and he rips the faces off his victims like they were the masks…
Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.
- The shark roars like a lion.
- Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
- The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
- This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
- African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
- The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…
I'm Gotham's reckoning.
Superhero films finally have a good trilogy. I'm not proclaiming this on the same level as The Lord of the Rings Trilogy or the original Star Wars Trilogy, but I'm saying this is by far the best superhero trilogy we've ever had. With that said, it's competition for that title wasn't exactly stiff. I'm also a huge Marvel Comics fanboy so it hurts a little admitting that.
The story is epic in scope and takes full…