review by Mumbles Patron
Jaws 1975
Reviewed May 21, 2012
Mumbles’s review:
A tragic tale of a lost and distressed fish hunted down by an aquaphobic police chief, a disgraced oceanographer trying to regain some of his tarnished reputation and a nasty drunk with a fetish for bowlegged women. All of them egged on by a corrupt mayor trying to find someone or something to blame for his small islands dwindling tourist industry and his poor taste in fashion. I wish it had a happy ending, but they even go so far as to insult the fishes mother before finally commiting the coup de grace. Shameful stuff. Five stars.
^ lol!
This just made my day.
Yes, never go into the water if a twenty piece orchestra is present. Its your death warrant!
Poor taste in fashion, lol. It must have been a disgrace even in 75, the fish-patterned suit is probably the best of his outfits...
Genius. Absolute genius.
Still laughing. Thanks for this great review.
Knock knock. Candy gram. Land shark.
Excellent review... everyone blames the fish so it's good to see someone defend the poor little blighter. He's only a bit peckish, after all. :)
I am probably one of the few who still haven't seen Jaws. Great review, I will definitely watch it
lol, If I wasn't terrified of sharks I would traverse the ocean to shake your hand.... but no. They lie beneath the waves.
Damn those razor sharp teeth!
And now known for being the music that tells people to shut up when they are making Oscar speeches.
Oh really? Sounds effective.
:D:D:D Ha ha haaaaaaaaaa . . great man . .:)
Thanks, Peaceful.