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  • Annabelle 2014

    ★★ Added

    New horror can be enjoyable in its beautiful construction of convincing costume, set and atmosphere of an era.

    We had fun, me and Annabelle, I had hoped she would scare me, even a little.

    She did not.

  • Afflicted 2013

    ★★★★ Added

    I enjoyed this unfortunate tale.

  • Army of Darkness 1992

    ★★★★★ Added

    Yo She Bitch, I love this movie.

  • Withnail & I 1987

    ★★★★★ Added

    Beautiful hilarity.

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire 2013

    ★★★½ Watched 18 Dec, 2013

    Another film the teenager trapped inside my relentlessly ageing body absolutely adored, I thought it was okay. Better than the first one which makes them pretty good as an almost marathon.

    Decided I would read the last book when I left the cinema, I promptly forgot and await the next movie with vague interest.

  • Gravity 2013

    ★★ Added

    I didn't hate this movie, I hated the script and the narration of events, just to be sure we understood everything.

    The hour long foetal Sandra shot was delightful.

  • The Frozen 2012

    ★★ Added

    Not horrible, a bit creepy, a bit predictable.

  • V/H/S 2012

    ★★★★ Added

    I love short stories and film anthologies and this one is pretty good, in an awkward unsettlingly distasteful way.

    I also have to own up to a guiltly love of found footage, yes most of it is bad, but when its good :)

  • The Tall Man 2012

    ★★★½ Added

    Interesting and suprising thriller, mystery flick.

  • Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter 2012

    ★½ Added

    This should have been awesome.

  • The Possession 2012

    Added

    I love the cinema, everything about it, especially the heavily salted popcorn that stings my lips and sticks in my teeth. I did not love this movie.

    It would have made a great episode of supernatural however. And I did love Tzadok, he could have a tv show much like supernatural, running around performing exorcisms, with batman, I hear he is at a loose end.

  • Red Lights 2012

    ★★★ Added

    I'm glad people are getting angry at this film, It probably needs a good shouting at. I cant muster up the energy though, I remain mostly unaffected by the incredibly well laid out talk us through it (make big red pointy arrows to point at it in mspaint) twist ending.