You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace.

Wow. Okay… I really have to say I wasn’t expecting that.

Into Darkness is the second installation of the recent Star Trek re-boot directed by JJ Abrams, and let me admit, it was well worth the wait. Walking into the theatre, I’ll say that I had my doubts. With quite the successful film that was the original…

I’ve always had a weird relationship with Water for Elephants. Having loved Waltz’s performance in Inglorious Bastards, I was excited to watch him return on the screen again; however at the same time, I felt a feeble amount of hesitation after learning that the lead was none other than Robert Pattinson; the very same who graced our televisions with Twilight, and truly left a mark in our hearts. And of course Reese Witherspoon, who was drunkenly shouting ‘Do you know…

I have a theory about 'classic' films. Now this could get ridiculous, but for the hell of it, hear me out.

For one, movies viewed well past their time period have a much different impact on a more modern audience over the viewers who would have seen this for the first time in 1973.

Now of course watching a 12 year old girl walk down the stairs ass backwards while throwing up blood can be a might unsettling for most…

“I'm scared to close my eyes; I'm scared to open them. We're gonna die out here.”

The credits open. They tell you the ending right from the beginning, but that doesn’t matter; it was getting to the end that was important. The Blair Witch project is a film whose title can be mentioned and recognized by almost everyone. It is iconic. Since then, found footage has spiraled downwards, and has become a mundane and futile attempt at creativity. This is…