Machete don't text. Machete don't tweet. What Machete does do is make me want to claw my mother effing eyes out.
I saw the first one - I knew what I was getting into here. But this was far worse than I imagined.
Also, I'll never be able to look at Modern Family's Gloria quite the same way ever again.
No, please don't kill me Mr. Ghostface. I want to be in the sequel!
Do you remember the first time you saw Scream?
I was still in high school in 1996. I went to the theatre to see Scream with a group of friends, some of whom were already seeing it for the second time.
I was definitely not as into film then as I am now. But it looked scary and fun, and my favorite actress just happened to…