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Dune: Part Two 2024
Epic in so many ways. Certain parts drag and the longer runtime can be felt with scenes that don’t always hit. But I want more sand, Dennis. It’s coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere. Make all the Dune movies please.
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Small Soldiers 1998
This movie made a huge impression on me as a 7 year old kid in the theater and it still rules. Also 2nd best use of War by Edwin Star in a 90s action movie.
4/5
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Tales from the Darkside: The Movie 1990
I love a good anthology horror movie. This is definitely one of the better ones I’ve seen. The cat story was out of place and not my fav. But you know what I’m glad it’s there because it’s real weird.
3.5/5