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  • Popoz

    Popoz 2015

    ½ Watched 22 Sep, 2015

    Please stop making movies while being totally stoned.

  • The Transporter Refueled

    The Transporter Refueled 2015

    ★½ Watched 15 Sep, 2015

    Yes, I really think Audi is a great car.
    I would buy an Audi S8 right away.
    Maybe two.
    So should you.

    (And now, Audi, please transfer me the 100k via this 'swipe-left-to-transfer-all-your-money-app' for tablet computers.)

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  • Cosmopolis

    Cosmopolis 2012

    Watched 29 May, 2012

    A movie about a rich guy loving endless discussions and bad sex while driving trough Manhattan in order to get a haircut. That is the whole story. There is nothing else happening. People started to leave the cinema just after 30 minutes. I waited for a minor change, a twist, or just something interesting in this movie but nothing happened.

    Incoherent story without a soundtrack (nearly the whole movie takes place in a stretch limo absorbing the street noises) and…

  • Parker

    Parker 2013

    ★½ Watched 08 Jan, 2013 1

    Very substandard action movie. Some nice, bloody scenes, the rest is just crap. Recommend this movie to people you don't like or watch it on DVD together with a joint and some cheap whiskey. Cheers.