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  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

    ★★½ Watched 22 Apr, 2015

    Love James Spader but every time we hear his voice in this movie it feels like I'm watching some internet parody where some smart arse has done an Avengers/Black List mash up.

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan, 2015

    A Donkey Kong skit in the middle of a big action sequence was a bit out of place when the rest of the film is so bleak (although maybe not many folks outside of the Nintendo fan boys are going to spot it).

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  • Visitor to a Museum

    Visitor to a Museum 1989

    ★★ Watched 09 Dec, 2012

    Starts out extremely intriguing and really draws you in, believing that something amazing is going to be revealed but in the end all you have is a finale of uninteresting religious mutterings and obscure imagery.

  • Solomon Kane

    Solomon Kane 2009

    ★★★ Watched 19 Sep, 2013 1

    After the first 5 minutes I contemplated turning this off but its actually not that bad. In fact as fantasy films go its pretty decent.

    If you have Netflix then it's worth a watch if a bit of Gothic sword and sorcery is your thing.