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  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Jan, 2015

    A Donkey Kong skit in the middle of a big action sequence was a bit out of place when the rest of the film is so bleak (although maybe not many folks outside of the Nintendo fan boys are going to spot it).

  • The Lords of Salem

    The Lords of Salem 2012

    ★★ Watched 18 Apr, 2014

    Rob Zombie couldn't decide if he wanted to be Stanley Kubrick or Lars von Trier.

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  • Visitor to a Museum

    Visitor to a Museum 1989

    ★★ Watched 09 Dec, 2012

    Starts out extremely intriguing and really draws you in, believing that something amazing is going to be revealed but in the end all you have is a finale of uninteresting religious mutterings and obscure imagery.

  • Solomon Kane

    Solomon Kane 2009

    ★★★ Watched 19 Sep, 2013 1

    After the first 5 minutes I contemplated turning this off but its actually not that bad. In fact as fantasy films go its pretty decent.

    If you have Netflix then it's worth a watch if a bit of Gothic sword and sorcery is your thing.