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Welcome to the Punch 2013
A plodding British 'cop chasing robber' drama. Great cast make it better than it should be.
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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters 2013
As I was going tae see Maniac this was the only film I could fit in fir a double bill. Hansel & Gretel huv grown up tae be witch hunters, in the form of Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton. In this film they hunt witches. That’s aboot it really. It’s fun but kinda pointless. It’s to gory for kids, but too tame fir adults. Maybe its aimed at those teenager things. I also watched it in 3D (the opening titles were…
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Enemy Territory 1987
The last of my vhs blowout, and whit a fitting final film. A stupid insurance salesman gets caught in a Harlem tower block after dark, in the 80′s! Disaster! He will probably get body-popped tae death. He has tae survive the night, wi help fae Ray Parker Jr and Jan Michael Vincent. The local gang ‘The Vampires’ are shifty types. It’s no’ The Raid, but its fun, in a cheesy way.
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Maniac 2013
Elijah Wood plays ‘Frank’, he’s a maniac. He kills ladies, hangs aboot wi mannequins, scrubs his hands wi steel wool, obsesses aboot his maw while talking tae himself. As I said he’s a maniac, that’s classic maniac beheavior. It’s a remake of an 80′s horror, and had the same nasty feel the original has. Wood is great, the films unsettling. Some really uncomfortable and brutal scenes of violence too. It’s a film I endured rather than enjoyed. Although it also has lots of that really annoying ‘first person’ camera work that made it fell a bit like Peep Show goes Pyscho.