Watched Apr 29, 2012
Nicky Kemp’s review:
This is the kind of wacky story I imagine a kid to make up while playing with his toy cars and a few randomly selected figures from their toy chest. Nothing in this movie makes much sense, and every scene just seems completely pointless... not that you really care though - the same can be said for the characters. They should have just killed them all off within the first 10 minutes and got it over with. Or, better yet, they could have just not bothered making this film! From the dialogue to the CGI, pretty much everything about it was dreadful. Although, William Fichtner is what kept me watching 'til the end.