chris (notnixon)’s review:
This is the worst movie I have seen in a long time. It's horribly derivative, the plot was entirely predictable and worst of all, it was dull as dishwater. The "scary" bits didn't make me jump, the "laughs" fell flat every time and the "dialogue" made me cringe.
Maybe the problem with Cabin In The Woods was it's marketing campaign. It promised more than the standard b-movie teen slasher fayre. It promised to turn the genre on it's head. It promised something cerebral. It delivered none of these...or anything else.
This is a shite movie that I have seen a thousand times before. It gets one star for the remarkable achievement that it managed to get a cinema release.