Gave me a headache. Do you remember that car chase in quantum of solace where you really didn't see anything with all the cutscenes. Will imagine they made a whole film like that. They took hours of film, shoved it into a blender and then tried to put the film back together again.
You had the Bourne Identity as the proud grandfather, which lead to the spoilt son quantum of solace, that gave birth to the psychotic drug addled grandchild…
Ooo, this is just bad, and not in a fun way. Its like a bunch of kids wanted to make a parody of cheesy 50 flicks and are still virgins. The sex obsessed jokes are pretty bad. For instance, a guy gets bitten on the penis by a zombie and then make other zombies who want sex rather than brains.
Then you got a guy who makes godzilla size sperm. Just bad. The reviews say how refreshing it is and fun, but they must have been desperate for something new to like this. Just bad.
I read how people thought this was an amazing film about investigating the psyche of teenage kids, and what you would do in a situation and how realistic the reactions were from the characters.....
Well that is all crap. Its basically a pub conversation/kids dream
The film is basically about what would you do if you find a naked girl who doesnt react to anything.
This is just that. Two kids go into an abandoned mental asylum (obviously, all the…
Whedon is awesome. Just is.
I loved how they took a story that everyone has seen before and then introduced deus into the machina.
I loved the fact at the end they tried to put all the modern horror monsters into a single film. It reminds me of the 80s horror flick The Monster Squad, where they put the classic horror icons into a single film. Not that they are similar in anyway in plot, but you appreciate the characters…