Louise von Randow ★
Protip: never teach your kids how to work the remote.
Ryan Wilkins ★★½ 5
AD: "Auteurs Direct, this is John, how may I help you?"
DOR: "Returns, please."
AD: "Which Auteurs Direct product are you looking to return today?"
DOR: "I ordered one Scorsese…
Mathew Hartley ★★★★★
I promised myself that if there were underwater fight scenes I'd give it 5 stars. Probably an optimistic ranking, but I don't go back on promises.
Karl von Randow ★★★★
I don't remember the last 2 hour cardio workout I had, but that was one just now. This film defines stress. It's an incredible story, well dramatised, with unstoppable pace…
FilmApe ★★★★★ 73
I'm a dick. I've suspected as much over the past few months, and tonight I officially recognized this fact about myself. In the five minutes after this movie was over,…