I don't actually know how to rate this...
Matt Singer ★ 7
Worst video game adaptation ever.
Doug Tilley ★★★★
It's the same old story. A group of orphan Taekwondo experts form a synth-pop band and fight ninja drug dealers while fending off attacks from rival bands and celebrating peace…
It's like the romantic comedy version of Law Abiding Citizen
They both star Gerard Butler.
He must be some kind of strategic mastermind in real life.
Ben Hynes ★½
Seems only appropriate that the Expendable gang hide out in a re-creation of America in Russia left over from the days of the Cold War. This second installment of testosterone's…