This review reportedly contains satire. I can handle the truth.

It comes as no surprise that award winning auteur Noboru Iguchi has created another contemporary masterpiece. This filmmaker has dabbled in a wide range of genres such as nakadashi, kanchō, and tokusatsu which has aided in creating classic masterworks e.g. Eroguro Dokyumento: Ungero Mimizu 2, Kyokushiteki Hentai-ron: Aido Kanchô, and Denjin Zabōgā. Mr. Iguchi has assisted in popularizing a revolutionary film movement with Kataude Mashin Gāru and Zonbi Asu is…