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Thanksgiving 2023
Exactly captures the feeling of a late noughties horror remake like Prom Night or My Bloody Valentine. Whether that's worth recapturing is questionable. Some fun kills though, especially the Pinocchio nose.
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Freddy vs. Jason 2003
“Do you want to hear a scary story?”
“Do I?”
“Um... do you?”
“Yes.”
“So, there’s this disabled kid...”
“This isn’t scary.”
“It gets scary, so there’s this kid...”
“What’s wrong with him?”
“He’s disabled.”
“That’s... not a thing.”
“He’s sort of lumpy.”
“You’re a terrible person.”
“...and he drowns.”
“A terrible, terrible person.”
“Then his mum comes back and kills all the kids that were responsible for this death, then they kill her.”
“Okay, getting better.”
“Then one of…
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The Purge 2013
How to win The Purge:
1) Live in a country that doesn't have The Purge, say... Canada. It's pretty close to America, but they still have laws and stuff. Also, they're polite.
2) Learn how to hack, like *really* well.
3) On the night of the Purge, sneak from Canada into the US. This is illegal immigration, and so is completely legal.
4) Move into the base that you've pre-booked from Canada. Hack the shit out of everyone's bank accounts.…