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The Thing That Couldn't Die 1958
An inquisitive ranch owner and their guests dig up a long buried treasure chest, unaware it contains the vengeful head of an ancient sorcerer.
Dawdling country horror, that moves glacially despite its 69 minutes, much of its time focusing on a young girl with divining abilities and an obsession with calling things ‘Evil’.
Not a whole lot happens until the final five minutes, where our sorcerer finally rises and is promptly defeated with incredible ease. Not particularly interesting, although Andra Martin is pretty durn hot, whoever the fuck she is.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Coming Out of Their Shells Tour 1990
A completely surreal and shockingly dated stage show featuring lots of terrible tracks and a plotline involving The Shredder's plan to end all music.
Filmed at the height of the Ninja Turtles craze, which I admit to being a part of, Coming Out of Their Shells is a strange mix of concert and pantomime, with the Turtles forming a band and playing their (s)hit songs to a rammed audience of nunchaku weilding kids and their bored looking parents.
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.