OrochiLeona

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Favorite films

  • Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
  • Taxi Driver
  • Sunset Boulevard
  • GoodFellas

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  • The Iron Claw

    ★★★

  • Royal Warriors

    ★★★

  • The Thing That Couldn't Die

  • The Horror of Party Beach

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  • Royal Warriors

    Royal Warriors

    ★★★

    How to remodel a nightclub in 1000 bullets or less.

  • The Thing That Couldn't Die

    The Thing That Couldn't Die

    An inquisitive ranch owner and their guests dig up a long buried treasure chest, unaware it contains the vengeful head of an ancient sorcerer.

    Dawdling country horror, that moves glacially despite its 69 minutes, much of its time focusing on a young girl with divining abilities and an obsession with calling things ‘Evil’.

    Not a whole lot happens until the final five minutes, where our sorcerer finally rises and is promptly defeated with incredible ease. Not particularly interesting, although Andra Martin is pretty durn hot, whoever the fuck she is.

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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Coming Out of Their Shells Tour

    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Coming Out of Their Shells Tour

    ★★

    A completely surreal and shockingly dated stage show featuring lots of terrible tracks and a plotline involving The Shredder's plan to end all music.

    Filmed at the height of the Ninja Turtles craze, which I admit to being a part of, Coming Out of Their Shells is a strange mix of concert and pantomime, with the Turtles forming a band and playing their (s)hit songs to a rammed audience of nunchaku weilding kids and their bored looking parents.
    Being the…

  • Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Though the film carries some visual splendor and artistic glamour, a misguided series of casting choices, narrative decisions and weak CGI cripple a movie that was so important that it needed to hit it clear out of the park like none other.

    When an industrial dispute shuts down trade to the planet Naboo, A wise Jedi, Qi-Gong (Liam Neeson) and his protege Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor), are dispatched by the Jedi council to investigate the situation, stalked by deadly Sith warrior…