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  • The Lords of Salem 2012

    ½ Watched 30 Apr, 2013

    Dear Mr Zombie,

    Thank you so much for your entry into the Rother Junior Film Maker competition, unfortunately, with so many entries from so many talented teenagers this year, you have not made the final 100.

    When making a horror movie in future, we advise you dont cast your wife (if she only has sex with you if you cast her in films, we suggest marriage guidance or a divorce).

    You should also consider ditching the cliche of the spooky…

  • 21 & Over 2013

    ½ Watched 27 Apr, 2013 2

    A steaming turd, so skull crushingly unfunny, you'll want to stick flaming knitting needles in your eyes before ever witnessing this monumental pile of wank ever again.

    Well done America, you've finally served up a shit that stinks as badly as Keith Lemon The Movie.

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  • The Sitter 2011

    ½ Watched 02 Mar, 2012 8

    ERROR: You seem to have arrived at the wrong page. If you're looking for the FUNNY fat babysitter movie, redirect here: letterboxd.com/film/uncle-buck/

    If you are under the supervision of a mental health professional or have just been fed mashed banana, carry on.

  • Jesus Camp 2006

    ★★★★ Watched 29 Mar, 2012 1

    My kids go to a church school, we often attend church. This involves making tea for old ladies, eating cake and the kids doing some colouring.

    What it doesn't do is involve screaming, speaking in tongues and wanting to kill Harry Potter for being a Warlock.

    Holy fucking shit.