Mean Machine 2001 ★★★½

This was way more fun than i remember. A former Wimbledon midfielder and the one armed washer upper from Robins Nest in a prison football film. Then up rocks Statham, who is given 5 lines to growl in a Scottish accent, only 4 of which he manages. Then, fuck me if Danny 'pwoper nawty' Dyer doesn't appear playing a simpleton. He does it well.

Totally ridiculous, but totally fun time.

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