Ted 2012 ★½

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This review reportedly contains spoilers.

For some reason, the Golden Girls theme song was ringing in my head for the entire film. But about the film, I only really liked the {SPOILER!} kidnapping {SPOILER!} aspect of the film. It was funny but the jokes were anticipated and predictable, and it's basically Family Guy all over, Mark Whalberg as a slimmer, more bulky Peter Griffen, and Ted as Brian Griffen. One and a half is suitable nevertheless.